These Guys Live Kinda Close to Each Other...

Mr Xishun, 56, is the tallest man in the world at 7.9ft,and Mr Pingping, 19, is the smallest at 2.4ft.

I want the big guy to yell, "Hey, I believe that belongs to Mr. Gilmore!" and I'd love how someone is holding the little guy up like a Cabbage Patch Kid.

Seriously, though... these guys were born not too far apart in China. It's like they're trying to cancel each other out and bring balance to the universe. It also reminds me of Vonnegut's Slapstick. It looks like some of the Chinese ARE trying to make everyone as small as possible. Soon they will fit in our pockets.

Hi ho.